How NOT to Appeal to Kids

The FEMA for Kidz Rap:

Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,But we've got a few tips, so you can be preparedFor floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake,You've got to be ready - so your heart don't break.

Disaster prep is your responsibilityAnd mitigation is important to our agency.

People helping people is what we doAnd FEMA is there to help see you throughWhen disaster strikes, we are at our bestBut we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest.

Oy.

It also comes with a handy audio performance of the rap so that you too can kick it at school assemblies and bar mitzvahs.

via Atlas Shrugs